There’s the idea that each suit at Freddy’s moves like it does because
that’s how the children acted before they died. Bonnie is so aggressive because she put
up a fight; Chica has her mouth constantly hanging opened because she screamed the
whole time; Foxy dashes to your office because he tried to run from the murderer;
Freddy only comes out in the dark because he hid in the back room until the owner
turned out the likes, luring him out with a false sense of security. And Golden
Freddy, Freddy’s brother or twin brother, laughed hysterically as he was killed.
fun fact i’m crying bc these children make me so upset lmao
designs are from this post !! they’re super nice wow
if they aren’t Animatronic killer animals, i think they would work at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza
why toph is my favorite character
BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
me when straight girls
misconceptions about strippers.
pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.
I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.
My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.
And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.
Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows.
When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections.
My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.
that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said